FATHER: How are your grades,
FATHER: How are your grades, son? SON: Under water, Dad. FATHER: Under water? What do you mean? SON: They’re below C level.
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View ArticleI will give u millions if U tel me where is NOT ALLAH
Student Teacher SMS High Level confidence Teacher: if u tel me where is ALLAH , I will give you 100 rupees? Student: Sir I will give u millions if U tel me where is NOT ALLAH.
View ArticleJob Opportunity in Punjab Healthcare Commission. PHC looking for the
Job sms Job Opportunity in Punjab Healthcare Commission. PHC looking for the senior management staff and chief operating officer. Requirement Master degree in Management, business, health management...
View ArticleAttitude Up to a Specific Level Will Rise Your Value
Anmol Moti sms Assalam o Alaikum Attitude Up to a Specific Level Will Rise Your Value But If It is Adopted as a Habit It Will Others to Ignore You Pray 4 me
View Article1 din boht se Professors ko 1 Jahaz me bethaya gya,
Student Teacher sms LEVEL OF CONFIDENCE. 1 din boht se Professors ko 1 Jahaz me bethaya gya, Jb sb jahaz me beth gay to unko bataya gya k ye jahaz ap logon k students ne banaya hy, Ye sun kr sb bhag kr...
View ArticleLife today has become so ‘LESS’ Our phone: Cordless
Public sms Life today has become so ‘LESS’ Our phone: Cordless Cooking: Fireless Food: Fatless Dress: Sleveless Youth: Jobless Leaders: Shameless Govt: Hopeless Job: Thankless Police: Clueless...
View ArticleEid is an event of fitting a model of good relations
Eid Mubarak sms EID WISH FOR STATISTICIANS Eid is an event of fitting a model of good relations, love and sincerity with people with high coefficient of determination. We should accept each other with...
View ArticlePilot to Control Room: This is J-327,
Jokes sms Pilot to Control Room: “This is J-327, I am 50 Miles away from Pakistan, 16000 Feet above Sea Level, with No fuel!! Awaiting Instructions. Over…” . . . Control room: “Kalma parrh lay...
View ArticleNever argue with stupid people,
Anmol Moti sms Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. (Mark Twain)
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